Update on server
Defective server came in earlier this week. I had a chance to do some troubleshooting on it today, and am confident I have a broken mainboard on my hands (BMC does not initialize, no KVM connection, system is stuck in pre-initialization reboot loop). Thanks to the gracious donations of Axe9ar and tliggett, I am able to acquire a replacement on short notice; I will keep everyone posted on progress there. To T and Axe9ar specifically: Thank you, guys. I appreciate the help.